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I swear these only get written when I should be studying

It's exam time here at wonderful university where the reality of scooping your eye balls out with a spoon looks more and more tempting each passing day. 

So I took it too far on the first sentence, but it's the way the cookie crumbles here as the stress and panic of students is ripe with tears and hopelessness. Too dark Jay, too dark.

Personally, I'm at the "ponies and rainbows" stage since I can't really fuck up too hard on any exams and well, you either know it or don't. So sit back, relax, and let me catch the internet up on my past few months of exciting, who am I kidding... this might bore you to tears. Click away. Go now. Facebook is waiting.

So, if you stayed, thanks... here it goes.

Forgive me internet for I have forgotten about you for a few months. My bad. Shit's been busy, you know? 

The last time I wrote here I think it was before midterms. That was a WEEK. I was sleep, food, water, like basically deprived of everything except my shitty ass hand writing. Ugh, it sucked. But I nailed it so I'd say well worth the struggle. One exam lasted 5 hours.. 5 FUCKING HOURS. I feel like that should not be allowed since I stayed up all night studying for it and basically couldn't even think after I finished the test. Jesus. 

I came out of that week with some nice marks and kind of just coasted through the rest of the semester because I'm basically a genius. Fast forward through a couple projects, some confusing as fuck math lectures, lots of partying on weekends, and oh glorious sleep and here we are. Finals. 

Studying for finals was not as hard as midterms for some reason. Maybe I'm getting used to the type of stuff they expect here. OR maybe it's that genius thing. I prefer the latter. 

I'm quite curious as to how I did on the first two exams but I have two to look forward to.. or rather, regretfully have to write two more late next week. 

One is going to suck, one will be long as fuck again but not as hard. THEN, and only then, will I drink so much to forget the whole semester. Fly home, drink more, then come back and repeat the process all over again. 

This sums up university pretty much.

I also turned 22 over this time period, GO ME!

Maybe you'll hear from me again after exams, or maybe I will be in no condition to type. So, until next time,

HAPPY WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE AND GOOD NIGHT

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