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Google searched: "Weird questions to ask"

Results may vary from the truth, heavily.


"What happens when you get 'scared half to death' twice?

Well fellow humans, you get scared to full death, obviously.


"Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?"

Without any prior research, to me it seems that by adding water to something, you're in fact changing its density. This is how much of something there is in a certain space. So by wetting something with water, the material will be more dense, thus reflecting light slightly different than it did when dry. For those who need further explanation, we see colour by the amount and type of light the object reflects into our eyes.

"If a picture is worth one thousand words, what's one thousand words worth?"

They are worth one thousand words, not a picture.


"Why is quicksand called quicksand if it works slowly?"

Because it works faster than regular sand.


Well, that is enough of those for today. In other news..

The Canadian federal election is coming up and WOAH.
Do you ever accidently use a keyboard shortcut and it was amazing and you want nothing more but to do it again but you had no idea what you pressed because you type way too fast for your own good?

JUST HAPPENED.

What was I talking about? Oh, right, basically all you need to know is anything any politician says will likely not happen in the next 5 years and by that time, circumstances will have changed. And new "strategies" will be made and attempted. That is all I have to say about that.

So, thanks for reading and see ya next time!

Well, this website will see you, well, your computer..'s internet connection. Fuck you know what I mean.

Bye!
J



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