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Have you been asked these questions before? (Part 1)

Welcome back to the best blog on the internet! Okay, that's a lie, I do not take this seriously enough to consider it relevant in any way. But if you feel like sharing the blog I totally support the decision!

Oh and thanks for all those amazing suggestions for this post... wait a second......

Moving on.

Coming up with a title for a post is harder than coming up with content for the post. In case you were wondering. You probably weren't.

So I came across a couple websites that list oddball questions that no one really ever answers. I will attempt a couple here, today. ARE YOU READY? *Que spongebob theme song*

As a little disclaimer, I have not researched any of these prior to answering and basically will write the first thing that comes to mind. This will get interesting.. I hope. Or you might click away and then me = :(

Jesus Jay you said you would never use a damn emoticon/emoji fuck whatever they're called.

Alright, first one!

"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"

Hm, as a chemistry student this should be easy, but as good as school is (lol) at teaching you things, you never really learn things like this, unfortunately. But the answer will be a good opener at a party, depending on the type of people in your circles. They might just laugh at you and turn around, fair warning.

Jay you're procrastinating, also, you're talking to yourself on your blog.. weirdo.

So glue, hmm, well, I want to say that glue reacts to the air much like anything else. This is called oxidation, analogous to rust on iron or the dark grey colour on nickels after many years. So this oxidation will cause it to become the sticky substance we all never use anymore!

10/10!

Next up, "Why is it that when you transport something by car, it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?"

Because we humans love to develop language that makes absolutely no sense.

I bet you were expecting some technical explanation. Well, not everything has one!

I need to refrain from using slang that I use around friends because all 14 readers would be so so lost.

One more? "When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?"

Yes.

Alright, that hardly counts.

"Why do they call a building a building when it is already built?"

 Same reason as the cargo question. For fuck sakes people, get it together.

"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?"

Spaceship, obviously.


I think that's enough for today, thanks for reading!
Putting this in is completely useless but if you have ideas for future posts, let me know!

Also, lookout for my new youtube channel: AmmateurGuitarGuy (patent pending), well, it's a maybe, actually it probably won't happen but you never know!

J

By the way, totally copied the one letter signature at the end from my Dad.

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