So google tells me I've surpassed 1000 page views on this blog! No shit! Awesome, but like, who the fuck reads them?
It's pretty awesome that I can type whatever the hell I feel like onto this plain white page and someone will actually read what I say. Why? NO IDEA. But, I suppose I'm grateful.
That's about the most thanks you'll get for regularly visiting this page, don't get greedy on me now. Ok so what's new Jay?
Well, I have a kickass idea for a youtube channel, and I wish I could actually commit the time and resources to building it but as I've learned in the past it is no easy feat. And time is one thing I do not have mass amounts of anymore. Well, if we're speaking technically we all have the same amount of time so I guess I just lied. But as a society embedded in the virtual age.. Get it!? Embedded? Virtual age? Internet? Embedding things on the internet?.. fuck guys I hope you're picking up what I'm putting down. Which sounds super inefficient because why don't I just continue to hold it and skip the extra step of putting it down? Like my math prof when he solves the differential equations.
Wow that went off topic real quick.
Ok as I was saying, I am confident that the people who actually go out of their way to read what I say understand my meaning of low on time as a resource and don't interpret me as trying to admit that I can break the laws of physics and create time from nothing. Because I cannot. Although, imagine!??
Hm, what is time? Does it occur in nature? Do other species understand it? Or did we just create it? Interesting questions eh?
Ah, I have finally navigated through my verbal blabbering to get to my Youtube channel idea, which I won't divulge to the open internet so my idea cannot be swiped up like credit card numbers via magnetic readers. I'm in a weird comparison kind of mood today apparently... But if I start uploading videos again, it'll be based on this idea, which I've mysteriously shared with all of you!
Sorry if you were expecting to hear about my idea...
So you probably won't really see what I just attempted to do, and since I can't judge reactions until I see readers of this post in real life, I can't really judge my results. BUT, what I did just do was plant a seed! HA, no, not a seed from a fruit that I hope to grow a tree from and not buy apples anymore. But a mental seed, deep deep in your unconscious. So when I free up my unlimited amount of time I can create from nothing as we established earlier, and begin developing my idea on the wonderful Youtube platform, you will be slightly more inclined to watch my wonderful video uploads! And the longer I wait between the seed plant and the uploads, the more and more it will grow and create anticipation, thus causing more mystery and anticipation. This is basically the endless cycle of uncontrollable nuclear fusion, or fission if you're more about the past than the future. That was another of those strange comparisons I truly don't expect many people to get, but like I get it so, sucks.
Anyways, this whole seed thing is some incredible psychology sci-fi and likely won't work at fucking all, but you're now part of an experiment. So, I guess thanks for participating!
I know I know, this was weird. Like even for me, but I had a chuckle as I wrote it so that's all that really matters.
No no no, there's a lot that matters. Like global warming. But, that's a different monster entirely!
That was not a spoiler, I'm just random today. Wait.. Can someone even actually be random? Fuck, maybe that's a spoiler.
Alright bye
It's pretty awesome that I can type whatever the hell I feel like onto this plain white page and someone will actually read what I say. Why? NO IDEA. But, I suppose I'm grateful.
That's about the most thanks you'll get for regularly visiting this page, don't get greedy on me now. Ok so what's new Jay?
Well, I have a kickass idea for a youtube channel, and I wish I could actually commit the time and resources to building it but as I've learned in the past it is no easy feat. And time is one thing I do not have mass amounts of anymore. Well, if we're speaking technically we all have the same amount of time so I guess I just lied. But as a society embedded in the virtual age.. Get it!? Embedded? Virtual age? Internet? Embedding things on the internet?.. fuck guys I hope you're picking up what I'm putting down. Which sounds super inefficient because why don't I just continue to hold it and skip the extra step of putting it down? Like my math prof when he solves the differential equations.
Wow that went off topic real quick.
Ok as I was saying, I am confident that the people who actually go out of their way to read what I say understand my meaning of low on time as a resource and don't interpret me as trying to admit that I can break the laws of physics and create time from nothing. Because I cannot. Although, imagine!??
Hm, what is time? Does it occur in nature? Do other species understand it? Or did we just create it? Interesting questions eh?
Ah, I have finally navigated through my verbal blabbering to get to my Youtube channel idea, which I won't divulge to the open internet so my idea cannot be swiped up like credit card numbers via magnetic readers. I'm in a weird comparison kind of mood today apparently... But if I start uploading videos again, it'll be based on this idea, which I've mysteriously shared with all of you!
Sorry if you were expecting to hear about my idea...
So you probably won't really see what I just attempted to do, and since I can't judge reactions until I see readers of this post in real life, I can't really judge my results. BUT, what I did just do was plant a seed! HA, no, not a seed from a fruit that I hope to grow a tree from and not buy apples anymore. But a mental seed, deep deep in your unconscious. So when I free up my unlimited amount of time I can create from nothing as we established earlier, and begin developing my idea on the wonderful Youtube platform, you will be slightly more inclined to watch my wonderful video uploads! And the longer I wait between the seed plant and the uploads, the more and more it will grow and create anticipation, thus causing more mystery and anticipation. This is basically the endless cycle of uncontrollable nuclear fusion, or fission if you're more about the past than the future. That was another of those strange comparisons I truly don't expect many people to get, but like I get it so, sucks.
Anyways, this whole seed thing is some incredible psychology sci-fi and likely won't work at fucking all, but you're now part of an experiment. So, I guess thanks for participating!
I know I know, this was weird. Like even for me, but I had a chuckle as I wrote it so that's all that really matters.
No no no, there's a lot that matters. Like global warming. But, that's a different monster entirely!
That was not a spoiler, I'm just random today. Wait.. Can someone even actually be random? Fuck, maybe that's a spoiler.
Alright bye
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